The Van Gogh Family Tree

Self-portrait of Vincent Van Gogh

This summer is a scorcher here in Bend, Central Oregon. We had temperatures in the upper 90s and lower100s since summer started. So to cool off the sweat and stickiness that has dominated our climate for one full week so far, here is something to put a smile on your face, with all due respect to any survivors of the Van Gogh family.

The Van Gogh Family Tree
His obnoxious brother....................................................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt..................................................................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes.........................................Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store.........Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.................................U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white..............Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois................................................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle.........................................................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin.......................................................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother............Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach.......................Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle...................................................Can’t Gogh 

Another self-portrait of Van Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt...................................Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle............................................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst....................................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin..........................................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking....................Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew....................................Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco........................................Go Gogh
His niece who travels the country in a van...........Winnie Bay Gogh
His border-crossing guard uncle..........................M. Barr Gogh